Our God is a Piece of Cheese

How can anyone follow a religion whose adherents are known for seeing their savior in just about everything from trees to lumps of chocolate.

I mean, let me get this straight, Jesus and Mary can't bring peace to the world, can't do much of anything to make people better, end war, end hunger, or even overcome other religious beliefs...
but they can spend all their time inducing images of themselves (or more properly resembling the romanesque versions of themselves which archaeologists and historians agree do not look anything like the real people, as their images are stolen from Roman Gods) in everything from toast to chocolate.
Not to mention they're praying to this thing when their religion strictly condemns worship of idols (images of gods or anything in heaven or on earth)
Yes bow down and worship your confectionary deity. I'm so tempted to go to that place, snatch the chocolate and bite it's head off. mmmmm chocolate deity!